10/29/2023 0 Comments Battlefield 3 stats![]() RELATED: Is Meowth Just Team Rocket's Straight Best Friend? ![]() But it’s a game I’ve been playing for as long as I can remember, and now that I’m a bitter old man (a 26-year-old) I want Pokemon to make a little more sense. Now, I know I tend to read far too deeply into these clusters of pixels - Pokemon is just a game, after all. Pokemon seems to think a Joltik - a teeny weeny incy wincy itsy bitsy spider - has more Attack power than a 200kg earth serpent. I reckon if that smashed its spiked head into you, full force, you’d absolutely fucking die get turned into paste - nothing more than a splatter and a small crater where you once stood. ![]() You remember Onix, right? That enormous snake made out of literal boulders.
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